{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
{"fact":"Cats don\u2019t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.","length":107}
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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
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